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Ah, those Herrington Lake Nazi dolphins!
Once upon a time, in the tranquil waters of Herrington Lake, an unexpected transformation was taking place. Dolphins, known for their...
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Feb 14, 20242 min read
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Boyle Co. Chronicles: Beaver Mastermind Unleashes Chaos on Webster Road
In the riveting saga of "Always interesting in Boyle Co," a recent event has left the community stunned, amused, and slightly...
danvilledanky
Jan 11, 20242 min read
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Innovative County Road Department Equips Workers with Space Age Technology
In a groundbreaking move to ensure the safety and well-being of their employees, the County Road Department has invested heavily in...
danvilledanky
Oct 6, 20232 min read
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Local Civic Group Trains Children for Manual Labor, Unveils New Child Labor Force
In a surprising turn of events, a local civic group has taken it upon themselves to address the labor shortage crisis in our town by...
danvilledanky
Sep 21, 20232 min read
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Drag Show for Minor Attracted People
Dragtastic Kiddie Show" for Minor Attracted People: A Progressive Step Yes, you read that right. In an effort to be inclusive, diverse,...
danvilledanky
Sep 21, 20232 min read
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Boyle County Man Sentenced to 15 Years for Receiving Child Pornography
LEXINGTON, Ky. — A Danville, Ky., man, Steve Noonan, 46, was sentenced to 15 years in federal prison on Friday, by Chief U.S. District...
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Aug 28, 20232 min read
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Forkland Discovers a Misplaced Platypus, Considers Adopting Him as Community Mascot
FORKLAND, KY - In a surprising turn of events, the quaint little community of Forkland, located in the heart of the Kentucky countryside,...

Danville Dan
Aug 26, 20232 min read
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To whoever complained to Facebook
We are Standing Strong for Freedom of Speech: Our Commitment to Satire In our journey to bring you a mix of news, entertainment, and...

The New American Sentinel
Aug 19, 20232 min read
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Introducing The New American Sentinel: Your Source for Comprehensive News and Satire
Dear loyal readers, We are excited to announce a significant transformation that reflects our commitment to delivering more expansive and...
danvilledanky
Aug 19, 20232 min read
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Bob's Holderman's Unbelievable Shark Save on the Chaplin River in Perryville, KY"
In the tranquil town of Perryville, Kentucky, where days were measured by the rhythm of the Chaplin River and locals exchanged stories on...
danvilledanky
Aug 7, 20232 min read
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Professors Employ Bold Strategy to Educate Students on Freedoms: Mandatory Republican Meeting
DANVILLE - In a move that can only be described as both educational genius and political theater, Centre College professors have come up...
danvilledanky
Aug 4, 20232 min read
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Local Woman Achieves Heroic Feat by Choosing Unpierced Nose and Ink-Free Skin
DANVILLE - In a stunning turn of events that has left the community in shock and awe, 23-year-old Mia Blevins of Danville has decided to...
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Aug 4, 20232 min read
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Man's Aquatic Love: Danville Resident Pushes for Catfish Rights to Marry
Danville, KY— In a surprising tale of love and peculiar passion, a resident of Danville named George has captivated the town by declaring...
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Jul 27, 20232 min read
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Ferretnity: The Hilarious Tale of a Steroid-Pumped Poodle Mix-Up!
In what can only be described as a pet store mishap of epic proportions, the unassuming Mr. Albert Johnson set out to buy a cute toy...
danvilledanky
Jul 26, 20232 min read
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Feathered Folly: The Hilarious Coronation of Mr. Harold Featherstone, King of Pigeons
In a bizarre turn of events, the quiet and uneventful town of Danville, KY witnessed an audacious proclamation yesterday when Mr. Harold...
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Jul 26, 20232 min read
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Five facts about Americans and their beliefs regarding extraterrestrial life
Five facts about Americans and their beliefs regarding extraterrestrial life, based on various surveys and polls: In a 2021 survey...
danvilledanky
Jun 19, 20231 min read
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Parking Enforcement Nazis Introduces "Chalk Art Therapy" to Humiliate Citizens
Danville, a picturesque town known for its charming streets and friendly locals, has recently made a surprising addition to its parking...
danvilledanky
May 25, 20232 min read
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Sheriff's Deputies Place Turtles in Roads as Part of Traffic Enforcement: Slow Down or Shell Out!
Sheriff's Deputies Place Turtles in Roads as Part of Traffic Enforcement. Boyle County Residents were surprised to see turtles crawling...
danvilledanky
May 10, 20231 min read
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Naked Truth: Danville Goes Clothing Optional at Festivals to Fight Global Warming
In a bold move to combat global warming, the city has announced that all future festivals held within city limits will be clothing...
danvilledanky
May 9, 20231 min read
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The Galactic Empire Strikes Back: City Parking Enforcement Goes Too Far
In a city far, far away, parking enforcement has taken a turn for the dark side. Stormtroopers have been enlisted to patrol the streets,...
danvilledanky
May 9, 20231 min read
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