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Local Nudist Association to Host Annual Plant Sale - "Come for the flowers, stay for the nudity!"

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The local nudist association is hosting its annual plant sale this weekend. They invite everyone to come out and enjoy the beautiful flowers, fresh air, and freedom of nudity. "This is one of our favorite events of the year," said Nudist Association President John Smith. "We love sharing our passion for gardening and nature with the community while celebrating our belief in the benefits of living clothes-free." The plant sale will feature a wide variety of locally grown plants and flowers, from beautiful hydrangeas to exotic cacti, all available for purchase. And while clothes are optional, shoes are mandatory for safety reasons. In addition to the plant sale, there will be other activities for visitors to enjoy, including a naked yoga class and a "gardening tips and tricks" seminar led by experienced nudist gardeners. "We really want to break down the stigma surrounding nudism and show that we're just like everyone else, except we prefer to do it in the nude," said Smith. The event has received mixed reactions from the community, with some embracing the idea of a clothing-optional plant sale while others are less enthusiastic. "I'm not sure I'm ready to see my neighbors in the buff," said local resident Sarah Lee. "But hey, if it's for a good cause, why not?" So if you're looking for a unique gardening experience this weekend, head down to the local nudist association's plant sale. Remember to bring your wallet, gardening gloves, and a towel to sit on!



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