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Local Civic Group Trains Children for Manual Labor, Unveils New Child Labor Force
In a surprising turn of events, a local civic group has taken it upon themselves to address the labor shortage crisis in our town by...
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Sep 21, 20232 min read
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Drag Show for Minor Attracted People
Dragtastic Kiddie Show" for Minor Attracted People: A Progressive Step Yes, you read that right. In an effort to be inclusive, diverse,...
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Sep 21, 20232 min read
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To whoever complained to Facebook
We are Standing Strong for Freedom of Speech: Our Commitment to Satire In our journey to bring you a mix of news, entertainment, and...

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Aug 19, 20232 min read
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Introducing The New American Sentinel: Your Source for Comprehensive News and Satire
Dear loyal readers, We are excited to announce a significant transformation that reflects our commitment to delivering more expansive and...
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Aug 19, 20232 min read
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Man's Aquatic Love: Danville Resident Pushes for Catfish Rights to Marry
Danville, KY— In a surprising tale of love and peculiar passion, a resident of Danville named George has captivated the town by declaring...
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Jul 27, 20232 min read
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Parking Enforcement Nazis Introduces "Chalk Art Therapy" to Humiliate Citizens
Danville, a picturesque town known for its charming streets and friendly locals, has recently made a surprising addition to its parking...
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May 25, 20232 min read
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Walmart's 'Serial Bread Sitter' Strikes AGAIN, Police Struggle to Catch Culprit"
Walmart's 'Serial Bread Sitter' Continues Her Reign of Yeasty Terror, Police Struggle to Catch Culprit. In a bizarre turn of events,...
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Apr 21, 20232 min read
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Funny Musings of a Southern Man
Well, folks, it's that time of year again - election season. That magical time, when grown men and women turn into squabblin' toddlers,...
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Apr 20, 20232 min read
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