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Ah, those Herrington Lake Nazi dolphins!
Once upon a time, in the tranquil waters of Herrington Lake, an unexpected transformation was taking place. Dolphins, known for their...
danvilledanky
Feb 14, 20242 min read
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Local Civic Group Trains Children for Manual Labor, Unveils New Child Labor Force
In a surprising turn of events, a local civic group has taken it upon themselves to address the labor shortage crisis in our town by...
danvilledanky
Sep 21, 20232 min read
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Forkland Discovers a Misplaced Platypus, Considers Adopting Him as Community Mascot
FORKLAND, KY - In a surprising turn of events, the quaint little community of Forkland, located in the heart of the Kentucky countryside,...

Danville Dan
Aug 26, 20232 min read
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Professors Employ Bold Strategy to Educate Students on Freedoms: Mandatory Republican Meeting
DANVILLE - In a move that can only be described as both educational genius and political theater, Centre College professors have come up...
danvilledanky
Aug 4, 20232 min read
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Ferretnity: The Hilarious Tale of a Steroid-Pumped Poodle Mix-Up!
In what can only be described as a pet store mishap of epic proportions, the unassuming Mr. Albert Johnson set out to buy a cute toy...
danvilledanky
Jul 26, 20232 min read
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Feathered Folly: The Hilarious Coronation of Mr. Harold Featherstone, King of Pigeons
In a bizarre turn of events, the quiet and uneventful town of Danville, KY witnessed an audacious proclamation yesterday when Mr. Harold...
danvilledanky
Jul 26, 20232 min read
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Five facts about Americans and their beliefs regarding extraterrestrial life
Five facts about Americans and their beliefs regarding extraterrestrial life, based on various surveys and polls: In a 2021 survey...
danvilledanky
Jun 19, 20231 min read
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Parking Enforcement Nazis Introduces "Chalk Art Therapy" to Humiliate Citizens
Danville, a picturesque town known for its charming streets and friendly locals, has recently made a surprising addition to its parking...
danvilledanky
May 25, 20232 min read
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Sheriff's Deputies Place Turtles in Roads as Part of Traffic Enforcement: Slow Down or Shell Out!
Sheriff's Deputies Place Turtles in Roads as Part of Traffic Enforcement. Boyle County Residents were surprised to see turtles crawling...
danvilledanky
May 10, 20231 min read
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Naked Truth: Danville Goes Clothing Optional at Festivals to Fight Global Warming
In a bold move to combat global warming, the city has announced that all future festivals held within city limits will be clothing...
danvilledanky
May 9, 20231 min read
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Local News Boy, 13, Gets Stuck Climbing into Claw Machine for Prize
A 13-year-old boy had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck inside a claw machine while trying to win a stuffed animal....
danvilledanky
May 1, 20231 min read
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Danville Man Learns the Hard Way That Meth and M&M's Don't Mix
In a bizarre turn of events, a Danville man learned the hard way that meth and M&M candies do not mix. The man reportedly mistook his...
danvilledanky
May 1, 20231 min read
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