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Local Fire Department Takes a Page from the Military: Buys Assault Firetruck

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According to the fire chief, the truck is designed to quickly and efficiently extinguish fires, with features like a water cannon and high-pressure hoses. But some locals are worried that the name "Assault Firetruck" could lead to confusion or misunderstandings.


"We don't want people to think we're coming in hot and heavy, ready to attack the flames," one resident joked. "It's not a weapon; it's a firetruck."


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Despite the concerns, the fire department insists that the name is just a marketing tactic to draw attention to the new truck and its capabilities. They assure the public that the vehicle is solely for firefighting purposes and not intended for any sort of combat.



"We're here to protect and serve the community, and this new truck will help us do just that," the fire chief stated. "Rest assured, there will be no assault on any fires in this town."




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