In a surprising turn of events, a local civic group has taken it upon themselves to address the labor shortage crisis in our town by...

Dragtastic Kiddie Show" for Minor Attracted People: A Progressive Step Yes, you read that right. In an effort to be inclusive, diverse,...

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In a shocking move, the county announced replacing their recycling center workers with child labor. The county cited the need for more...

According to the fire chief, the truck is designed to quickly and efficiently extinguish fires, with features like a water cannon and...

According to the fire chief, the mustache is an important indicator of a firefighter's strength and bravery. "We've found that...

Police Beg Public to Stop Confessing to Crimes

Walmart's 'Serial Bread Sitter' Continues Her Reign of Yeasty Terror, Police Struggle to Catch Culprit. In a bizarre turn of events,...

Residents of the small town of Danville were left stunned when they spotted Bigfoot fishing in a local park pond without a valid fishing...

Residents of a local nursing home were surprised when an alligator was discovered hiding under some beach chairs on the patio. According...

Well, folks, it's that time of year again - election season. That magical time, when grown men and women turn into squabblin' toddlers,...