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Ah, those Herrington Lake Nazi dolphins!
Once upon a time, in the tranquil waters of Herrington Lake, an unexpected transformation was taking place. Dolphins, known for their...
danvilledanky
Feb 14, 20242 min read
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To whoever complained to Facebook
We are Standing Strong for Freedom of Speech: Our Commitment to Satire In our journey to bring you a mix of news, entertainment, and...

The New American Sentinel
Aug 19, 20232 min read
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Introducing The New American Sentinel: Your Source for Comprehensive News and Satire
Dear loyal readers, We are excited to announce a significant transformation that reflects our commitment to delivering more expansive and...
danvilledanky
Aug 19, 20232 min read
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Man's Aquatic Love: Danville Resident Pushes for Catfish Rights to Marry
Danville, KY— In a surprising tale of love and peculiar passion, a resident of Danville named George has captivated the town by declaring...
danvilledanky
Jul 27, 20232 min read
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Ferretnity: The Hilarious Tale of a Steroid-Pumped Poodle Mix-Up!
In what can only be described as a pet store mishap of epic proportions, the unassuming Mr. Albert Johnson set out to buy a cute toy...
danvilledanky
Jul 26, 20232 min read
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Five facts about Americans and their beliefs regarding extraterrestrial life
Five facts about Americans and their beliefs regarding extraterrestrial life, based on various surveys and polls: In a 2021 survey...
danvilledanky
Jun 19, 20231 min read
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Parking Enforcement Nazis Introduces "Chalk Art Therapy" to Humiliate Citizens
Danville, a picturesque town known for its charming streets and friendly locals, has recently made a surprising addition to its parking...
danvilledanky
May 25, 20232 min read
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Sheriff's Deputies Place Turtles in Roads as Part of Traffic Enforcement: Slow Down or Shell Out!
Sheriff's Deputies Place Turtles in Roads as Part of Traffic Enforcement. Boyle County Residents were surprised to see turtles crawling...
danvilledanky
May 10, 20231 min read
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The Galactic Empire Strikes Back: City Parking Enforcement Goes Too Far
In a city far, far away, parking enforcement has taken a turn for the dark side. Stormtroopers have been enlisted to patrol the streets,...
danvilledanky
May 9, 20231 min read
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County Recruits Child Labor to Save on Recycling Costs
In a shocking move, the county announced replacing their recycling center workers with child labor. The county cited the need for more...
danvilledanky
May 8, 20231 min read
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City Officials Declare Potholes as Latest Tourist Attraction
In a surprising turn of events, city officials have announced that potholes are the newest addition to the list of tourist attractions in...
danvilledanky
May 8, 20231 min read
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Local Fire Department Takes a Page from the Military: Buys Assault Firetruck
According to the fire chief, the truck is designed to quickly and efficiently extinguish fires, with features like a water cannon and...
danvilledanky
May 3, 20231 min read
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Tequila Sunrise
Ingredients: 2 oz tequila 4 oz orange juice 3/4 oz grenadine Ice Orange slice and cherry, for garnish Instructions: Fill a highball glass...
danvilledanky
May 1, 20231 min read
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Local News Boy, 13, Gets Stuck Climbing into Claw Machine for Prize
A 13-year-old boy had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck inside a claw machine while trying to win a stuffed animal....
danvilledanky
May 1, 20231 min read
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Police Beg Public to Stop Confessing to Crimes
Police Beg Public to Stop Confessing to Crimes
danvilledanky
Apr 27, 20231 min read
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Walmart's 'Serial Bread Sitter' Strikes AGAIN, Police Struggle to Catch Culprit"
Walmart's 'Serial Bread Sitter' Continues Her Reign of Yeasty Terror, Police Struggle to Catch Culprit. In a bizarre turn of events,...
danvilledanky
Apr 21, 20232 min read
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Bigfoot Spotted Fishing in Millennium Park Pond Without a Fishing License, Ignites Debate on Cryptid
Residents of the small town of Danville were left stunned when they spotted Bigfoot fishing in a local park pond without a valid fishing...
danvilledanky
Apr 21, 20231 min read
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Thought of the day
"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? And if it does, does it really matter if no...
danvilledanky
Apr 20, 20231 min read
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Residents of a local nursing home got quite the surprise when an alligator was discovered hiding und
Residents of a local nursing home were surprised when an alligator was discovered hiding under some beach chairs on the patio. According...
danvilledanky
Apr 20, 20231 min read
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Funny Musings of a Southern Man
Well, folks, it's that time of year again - election season. That magical time, when grown men and women turn into squabblin' toddlers,...
danvilledanky
Apr 20, 20232 min read
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