In a surprising turn of events, a local civic group has taken it upon themselves to address the labor shortage crisis in our town by...

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Danville, KY— In a surprising tale of love and peculiar passion, a resident of Danville named George has captivated the town by declaring...

In what can only be described as a pet store mishap of epic proportions, the unassuming Mr. Albert Johnson set out to buy a cute toy...

In a bizarre turn of events, the quiet and uneventful town of Danville, KY witnessed an audacious proclamation yesterday when Mr. Harold...

Five facts about Americans and their beliefs regarding extraterrestrial life, based on various surveys and polls: In a 2021 survey...

Danville, a picturesque town known for its charming streets and friendly locals, has recently made a surprising addition to its parking...

Sheriff's Deputies Place Turtles in Roads as Part of Traffic Enforcement. Boyle County Residents were surprised to see turtles crawling...

In a city far, far away, parking enforcement has taken a turn for the dark side. Stormtroopers have been enlisted to patrol the streets,...

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A 13-year-old boy had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck inside a claw machine while trying to win a stuffed animal....

According to the fire chief, the mustache is an important indicator of a firefighter's strength and bravery. "We've found that...

Police Beg Public to Stop Confessing to Crimes

Walmart's 'Serial Bread Sitter' Continues Her Reign of Yeasty Terror, Police Struggle to Catch Culprit. In a bizarre turn of events,...

Residents of the small town of Danville were left stunned when they spotted Bigfoot fishing in a local park pond without a valid fishing...

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? And if it does, does it really matter if no...